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jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi  
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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?
Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…
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Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Menna Punchi Magic 1k
 
mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna.
mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna.
dan eka 3n guna karanna.
dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna.
dan newatha 3n guna karanna.
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.

1. Sharuk khan

2. Shihan mihiranga

3. Roshan ranawana

4. Anarkali akarsha

5. Lasith malinga

6. Aishwarya rai

7. Viliyam kumaru

8. Devid becum

9. ( ….Obe nama.. )

ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...
Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa.
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Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.
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Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa
jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.
1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi
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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?
Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…"
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mbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Oyata Ehema Hithena 1 Kisima Wereddak Ne
Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath  hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
Oya Pennuwe Neththam
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Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei....plz Help me 
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Man Gena Waradiyata Hithanna Epa
Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?
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Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek
1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka nariyek
gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka nariyek
nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka nariyek
kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2012 ada vage dinaka nariyek
wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu 
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Pacha Warack Chakkare
PACHA 4 = KEPPA 1i
KEPPA 8 = BEGAL 1i
BEGAL 16 = MAYAM 1i
MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i
GEHENU 2 = LOKA VINASHA EKAI Me Podi Lankawe Watema Maha Muhuda. 
Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. 
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. 
Podi ganga 187i. 
Aela marga 10502y. 
Wishala wawu 27y. 
Podi wawu 934y. 
Diya aeli 334y. 
Pokunu 8811y. 
Lin 233867y. 
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?
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Magic Maluwo
..<:>< ..
.<:>< ..
<:>< ..
Me magic maluwo
pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke screen ekata wathura danna
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Kurulla & Kirilli
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate
Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”- 
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Aththatama Kiyanawada Mata
Man meka oyagen
kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema
mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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.
eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?
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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava Kiyanne Aththada 
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Ne???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Ne??? pissuda
Boru kiyanna epa
Hemoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka ne???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He   
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Prassna 5 ?????
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota
oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?
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WASAGAMA 

obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada 
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama
a obe WASAGAMA   
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Wasanawa Soya Yana Gamanata Ekathu Wenawada?
Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita 
obe ruwa mathu unot 
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi.
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    (__),.____   
    "\,/"       )\           
        !!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin 
thanakola mitiyak THEGI..
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Oya A/L Walin Passe Monawada Karanne?
Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : man adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : man kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa 
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!
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Birinda & Semiya
Birida - 
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya- 
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida- 
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei 
hatta adinna onet  ne Oiiii...!!!
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Oyawa Matak Unama 
Oyawa matak unama mama 
gihin Hada balanawa 
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa. 
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa. 
Signal aka dakiddi oyage 
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama 
mokada dannawada karanne 
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA.
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Dawasak Rockt 1kui Plane 1kui
Dawasak rockt 1kui plane 1kui ahasedi set una.
thkota plane 1 ahuwa-:
"Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa-:
"Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan,
ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!
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Me Akuru 4k Nisa . . . .
Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.
"man eyata LOVE.
Eya mata LOVE".
deiyane baLOVE.  
daewadda hinda hiLOVE.
Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.
mama deviyanta karanne  kannaLOVE.
Me balapiya boLOVE.
me wage msg  kiyawanne riLOVE....    
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