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Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath,
mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,
mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai......................... Mage karaththe :-)
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Dannawada man podi kale idan nilpaata,rathupaata,kahapaata,dampata,rosapata wage eka eka paatawal dekala thiyenawa,
mage yaluwange muhunuwala PEM PAATA dekala thiyenawa,
pansaledi PIN PAATA dakala tiyenawa,
eth me ha ha pura kiyala man oyata pin sidda wenna GON PAATA dekkamai...
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Xqsmi...
Dear Oyage ID 1. 120 Bus eke vatila thibuna...
Balanna meka oyage ID 1da kiyala... 918420116 V
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oyaga neda? mama hithuwa hari.
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S-M-S kiyana eke theruma dannawada?
S - Sinhayek send karana,
M - Mee Harakek kiyawana,
S - Small file 1k. Monawada balanne? Oya thamai dan Mee Haraka! Ikmanata katahari meka 4wrd karala Sinhayek wenna! (Matama ayeth ewana kena buruwa!)
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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.
monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.
mage asawan,hangeem ?
baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.
ekath baha wage.
kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?
akuru 222 iwaRaine :-(
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaaaa...
Hithuvada kiss ekak kiyla?
Oya ipaduna gaman kegehuve mehemai.... Eka man oyta matak kale.
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Nikan inna eke nikan inne nathuwa nikan inna ayata nikan sms yawanakota
nikan inna aya nikan iddi awa kiyawala nikan innathuwa
nikan inna thawa 4-5 denekuta awa yawanawa.
Mama me nikan kiyanne,oya den nikan innawanam oya danna nikan inna ayata
me sms eka send karanna.barinam nikan inna......
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1:-Oya kamathi ilakkamak mataka tiya ganna.
2:- dan eka 5n wadi karanna
3:- e ena uththarayata 50k ekathu karnna
4:- e ena uththare 20n wadi karnna
5:- e uththarayata 1012k ekathu karnna.
6:- e apu uththarayen oyage upan warshaya adu karanna.
dan labumu uththare tiyena antima elakkam deka oyage wayasa.
Eta kalin tiyenne oya hitha gaththa ilakkama......
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Ewasana dana rupu yudayata jaya kodiya...
Meya kiw ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una kena langa kellan hatha ataya...
iwasapu nisa mama thawamath thanikadaya...
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sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda?
Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota.
Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota
Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai.
Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une??
Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!!
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Teacher :- Lamai,me ahanna.api kiyala patan gaththoth mu kiyala iwara wenna oni.
ex-:api geetha gayamu. siripaalata therunada?
Siripala-: ow teacher.
Teacher-:Kiyanna ehenam thawa udaaharanayak?
Siripala-:API KANA ABA Ai MECHCHARA AMU?
Teacher:- pala eliyata.
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Lagadima Dawasaka Oyawa Hoyagena Enawa
godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa
walanda ganna asawen inne.
Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane.
Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne.
Mata oyawa walada gannama one.
E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi.
Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani.
Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa.
Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . .
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Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une?
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane.
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne?
Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Father-ei mehe waren.
uba eha gedara kellata I LOVE YOU kiyala qwwada.
Son-ah ow.eth eka hariyanne na.
Father-ai e.
Son-e kella tawath dennek ekka yaluwela inne.
Father-kawda ubata qwwe.
Son-e kellama tama qwwe.
Father-e kohomada eki ubata qwwe eki dennek ekka yaluwela innawa kiyala.
Son-mama eyata I LOVE YOU qwwata passe eya qwwa I LOVE YOU 2 kiyala......
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Raththaran,tharaha vennepa mama mehema qwata..
meka hithe thiyagena idala vadak na.. "Oya harima amuthu kenek.anith ayata wada godak wenas.
adahas walin,hasirimen.
mata hithena widiyata oyage hadawathath ewage amuthu lassanak athi.
mama e wenasa widinna godak asawen perum puranawa.mama oyata godak kamathi.adarei.
mata meka kiya ganna godak baya hithuna.mokada eta passe mama oyage lagama hathurek wei kiyala.namuth adare wadi kamata eka mata hanganna behe.
dawasak mehema kiyapu hawek iththewekuta kiss ekak deela " ADARE HARIMA KATUKAY."kiyala giyalu. lassanai ne?
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Wehi diya maha bima themuwata, bima themanne wehi vitharada?
Api mechchara duk unata FAIL wenne api witharada?
Usa aththaka malak wage SCIENCE keruwe udin inna.
Awasane sidda une vibagayata MAL adinna.
SCIENCE karala api hithuwe wedi padiyata JOB karanna.
Awasanedi sidda une gas nagala POL kadanna
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TEACHER: oyala dannawada lamai "love letter" ekei "leave letter" ekei wenasa
CHILD: ow teachar
TEACHER: hoda lamaya....! kiyannako ehenam hoda puthawage..
CHILD: leave letter eka denne teacherta, love letter eka denne teacherge duwata..
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Man jevath wela inna godak try kala
Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha
Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha
Meka mage nolebeema
Man yanawa
Yannama yanawa
Me Loken sadahatama yanawa
Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wei
Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe
Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadara una
Oyalata Suba Anagathayak!!!
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Eka rosa patai
A wagema lassanai
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa
Amuthuma rasak
E nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa
E rasatanam mama thamath asai
Eda man puduma sathutak winde
hamotama horen aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
Oya Me Gena Dhena Gannama Onimai
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Mama kamthi ne oyawa riddhanna
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam
oya kalabala wenna epa
oya me gena dhena gannama onimai
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha neda
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ya meka kiyouvoth - gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth - modaya
oya meka delete karoth - haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth - buruva
den mokada karanne? Ganunge Mole
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Husband- Eai... ko seeni bothale...?
Wife- Oya thiyenne....
Husband-Koheda ane....?
Wife- Oya "gammiris kudu" kiyala gahala thiyenne.
Husband- Thamuseta pissuda ganiye.?
Wife- Pissu newe ane. nathnam okata
"kuubiyo enawa" ekai ahema gahuwe
he he
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye
goda kaleka indan oyata
Man dannawa mama Marry karanakam
mata meka mage athin thamai karaganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne
ekai oyata kiwwe weradiayata hitan nethinam
api denna meka karamu
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna
man kiyannam ethakota
mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala
Kikiliyo Dennek Loku Kathawaka
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mama ada biththarayak 5.10kata wikuna ganna puluwan una
oyage biththareta wada mage biththare loku nisa
oyage bithare keeyakata wikunne???
rupiyal 5i
aparadene oyath loku biththarayak damma nam
thawa satha 10k gannawane
Huh! satha 10kata mokatada p**** iraganne Eken Awa VIRUS Eka Tama Uba
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Baba:- dado kohomada mama me loketa awe.
Dad:- eka ubata kiyanna be.
Baba:-mata danagannama ona.
Dada:- ehanam ahaganin,mama dawasak internet cafe
ekaka bathroom ekakadi ube ammata CONNECT una.
e welawe amma maga MEMARY CHIP eken DATA
wagayak DOWNLOAD kara gatta
mama ammata a DATA UPLOAD karala
iwara unata passe tamai danne
kisima VIRUS GUARD ekak ne kiyala.
e weddith e APPLICATION eka CANCEL
karannawath DELETE karannat be
eken awa VIRUS eka tama uba.
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Mama oya gana karunu 10k dannawa
1. oya dan meka kiyawanawa
2. oyata thol 2 ekathu nokara "M" kiyanna be
3. oya dan ehema karanna try kala
4. anna oyata hina giya
6. oya hoda kenek
7. oyata therune na mama 5 miss kala kiyala
8. oya apahu 6i 4i baluwa
9. Oya dan mekata kamathi wegenai enne
10.oya meka oyage yaluwekta forward karanawa
mama hari neda? Oya Kamathie Neda..?
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Gedarin monawa kiwwath
api bandimu
loku wiyadam nathuwa
chamwa karamu
api lassana punchi
kuduwak hadamu
eka api eliya karamu
api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu
Oya kemathiy neda..?
muladi Kawuru bennathpasse owa hari yai
vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
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Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena
oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama
Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey
Oyata poddak ridey
Leth tikak ey
Mama tikak urannada ehenam
mama
- Maduruwa
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A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
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irl’s LOVE
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…
