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Mata one oyath ekka
hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla
hoda dinner 1k aragena
me lassanama lassana wachana 3
oyata kiyanna
" oya bila gewanna "
Deviyo Mata Me Number 1ka Dunna
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Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva
Deviyo mata eka dunna
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva
Deviyo mata ekath dunna
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa
Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa
ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi... JOB OFFER
OB OFFER
IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUALFICATION : G.C.E O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena
airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawanna oni
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Meka kiwwata oya mn gena
weradiyata hithanne epa? pls
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi
apu a suwada kawada wath mata
amataka wen ne.
amataka karannat be.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata
iwasa gannama bari una.
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila wade ekak gattha
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Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne
oyata thiyena adareta rattharan.
Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna.
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyena adareta.
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
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Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema. Uba Dan Naha Mama Kawuda Kiyala
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Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya,
kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
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mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
Oyage Kalu Pata Lassana As 2 Adaren Pirila Thibuna.
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Eda a sonduru handawe
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha
man asawen balan hitiya.
oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
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1 dawasak 1 Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui
marenna kiyala hithagena kandak lagata giya
Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam
Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu - Boy kanden pallehata panna
Girl- "ADARE ANDAI" kiyala apahu harila yanna giya
Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Ne" kiyala 'Parishut' eka dagaththa Ai Ane Oya Naanne Neththe…?
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Srilankawa watema maha muhuda
Ganga 199i,
ela marga 1050i,
kuda weu 934,
wishala weu 27
Diya eli 336i,
pokunu 8811i,
Lin 23567i….
echcharatama wathura thibilath
ai ane oya naanne neththe…?
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Try diz .......
Its interesting
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in A4 paper
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en kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
Whn U Fail D Final Exam
Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
-mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
-GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
-cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
**ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k" Hema Sthatama Jathiyak Wenuwen Penisitinna Ba
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Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba.....
Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba....
Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba...
Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba...
Eth oya eka kala....
Hurry Up!
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Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
Hurry Up!
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f u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka ! Ea Hama Deyakma Mage Hithata Puduma Widiyata Galagena Awa
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Mata ada oyawa goda..k
Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati..
oya dagalana Hati..
oya tharagiyama orawana hati..
Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..
oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati..
Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati..
ea hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
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ea mokada dannawada?
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Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
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Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.
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Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
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PULLI GONA
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...! Ayeth Oyage Katahada Ahuna. Mama Hodin Baluwa.
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Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.
Mama Kawadawath Oya Mehema Karai Kiyala Hithuwe Na
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Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???
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lanwenne denawada?
Ane thawa ekama
eka warak mata
oyage punchi detholata
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath
oya detholata mawa lan
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....
"MAMA OYAGE
PARANA"
tooth brush eka.. Adin Passe Thameseth Ekka Mage Kisima Ganudenuwak Neha
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Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
neha...
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onna ohomalu
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???
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Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”I /
/ .-.| Kunu ä \
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…
Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
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